All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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