I'm jealous of your bromance
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
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I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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