Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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