grandma shit on top of the toilet
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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