Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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