Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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