Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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