addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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