sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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