No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
well you can't waste a boner
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
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