i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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