I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
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This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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