Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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