I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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