How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i permit you to call me
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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