Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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