around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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