As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I love having hate sex.
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I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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