There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
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She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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