Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I would fuck him just for his dog
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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