Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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