Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
It's rum buckets o'clock
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I know her cup size but not her name....
Randomize
