i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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