the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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