And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm passing your future prison.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
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OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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