He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
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I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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