dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Hippo gnu deer
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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