This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
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Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out