the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
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It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
whose parrot is this?
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?