Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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