mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Randomize