you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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