I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Randomize
