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(504): View more from Louisiana

Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.

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(707): View more from California

frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.

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(208): View more from Idaho

She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us

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(770): View more from Georgia

I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.

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(848): View more from New Jersey

Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.

(732): View more from New Jersey

You live a charmed life.

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(206): View more from Washington

You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.

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(716): View more from New York

My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.

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