Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
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Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.