yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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