A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
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all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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