It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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