no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
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He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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