Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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