Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
No stitches, just platelets and will power
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She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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