Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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