I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
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First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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