Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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