She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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