Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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