so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My vagina is officially offended.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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