He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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