i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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