Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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