Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
My hand turned me down
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
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she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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