On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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