I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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