Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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