Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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