Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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