no. you can't hotbox the world.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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